It has been way too long.
Like a retired hero asked once more to strap on his breast
plate only to find that his once rippling abs have turned to jelly, his
sword is seemingly much heavier than he remembered after 5 years of enjoying
life once again I set off on my quest to save a fair maiden by killing 16 innocent
monsters, knowing in the back of my mind that I no longer was the colossi
killing god I once was, but accepting the task without fear regardless.