What video gaming has taught me...

For most of my life I have played video games. I have achieved many different feats, some of them long before the invention of achievements. I have saved the Yolk folk on numerous occasions, I have defended the world against endless swarms of alien spacecraft with my one ship, I have raided tombs like Indiana Jones, I have stopped bi-pedal nuclear tanks whilst talking on my phone, I have won the iron-fist tournament as a Japanese school girl as well as the FIFA World Cup with Iran and I have discovered that the cake is a lie, to name but a few.